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Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
How do you wash a lamb?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
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Why don't ostriches fly ?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do insects learn at school?