Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
It never goes over very well.
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do you call a short cow?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do insects learn at school?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What siblings are always sad?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
We had a discussion about roses.