Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What do you call a short cow?
Why are goats so funny?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do you call a pig thief?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Where do termites go camping?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you say to a really good barista?