Why do cows like being told jokes?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
How long do chickens work?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?