Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why do cats love to work?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why are fish such good architects?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Which subject has two parts?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What words make the best athletes?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?