What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
A farm-ily!
Which former US President was always cold?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
How can you farm during the winter?
What did the salad say to its dad?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
How do birds threaten one another?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why does the orange always lose in races?