Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
How did the toad die?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Which relative loves rice?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?