Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
To the prawn broker.
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why was the spider so smart?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?