What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
How does a squid go into battle?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Which big cat never tells the truth?