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What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What type of car do planets buy?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why are turtles so shy?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?