How did the vampire start his letter?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why was the math book sad?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What's a bee's favorite novel?