What's a frog's favorite sport?
Croak-quet.
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
How do you get kids to do something?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What insect runs away from everything?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
How do fleas travel?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
How did the tree get lost?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?