What's a frog's favorite sport?
Croak-quet.
Where do polar bears vote?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Which relative loves rice?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do little fish love to play with?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?