What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What animal knows kung fu?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?