Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
They love to be buttered up!
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?