Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
They love to be buttered up!
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
How do billboards talk?
What do you give a sick lemon?