Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What kind of bird can write?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
How was the wedding?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?