What's the difference between soccer and football?
The country it's being played in.
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Why was the glow worm unhappy?
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When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Which dogs love to study science?
Did you know about April 1st?
What vegetables do librarians like?
I broke my finger!
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What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why was the math book sad?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
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What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Do dads always snore?
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