What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why did the whale cross the road?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?