What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?