A book just fell on my head.
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?