What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
A drizzly bear.
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What's the holiest insect?
How do hurricanes see?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What game do mice love to play?
Which plant has the best roar?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?