What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
A drizzly bear.
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What shape is bad at driving?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Where do ships always get stuck?