What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
A drizzly bear.
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Surprise!!!!
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why was the cat so small?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why do librarians never make plans?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?