What fish loves to play in a band?
A sea-bass.
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What animal loves Indian food?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What animals make the best students?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do nosey peppers do?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What did the lawyer name his daughter?