What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?