What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Where do stars go to college?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Families are like fudge.
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
How do scientists freshen their breath?