What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?