Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
They only have one tail!
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What siblings are always sad?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
How was the wedding?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?