Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why are winter days great?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?