What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Where do surfers go to school?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?