What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Stop for lunch!
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Where do birds go to drink?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?