What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Stop for lunch!
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?