What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What style of music weighs the most?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Do dads always snore?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Where do ants go to eat?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What's the noisiest food?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?