What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Which bug is related to you?
Why is money so stubborn?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What vehicle works the hardest?