Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
They are his pride and joy!
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?