What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?