Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why was the bud so shy?
How long do chickens work?
How do you organize a space party?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why did the professor write on the window?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?