Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
You just have to listen varicosely.
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What car can't keep a secret?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
I broke my finger!
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?