Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
You just have to listen varicosely.
When do mice play every day?
What table can you never sit at?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What's a cat's favorite song?