What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?