What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Which bug is related to you?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why were the atoms always hungry?