What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
How does a barber get to work?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
When should you start writing a book?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What table can you never sit at?