How do you grill cheese?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?