Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What birds make average students?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What animals make the best students?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
How much does freedom weigh?
What did the sickly elevator say?