Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Which cats love to be petted?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?