What did summer say to spring?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
We had a discussion about roses.
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What is the color of the wind?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?