Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Because monkey see, monkey do.
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Where do you take sick ponies?