What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
I broke my finger!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What fairy loves to count?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?