Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
He was looking for definition.
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?