What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Which elf is the best singer?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why are winter days great?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
How do automobiles fly?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
How do chickens leave the highway?