Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
He was looking for definition.
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What game do bats excel at?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?