What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
A gift bag.
Which dog belongs in a band?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Which fly makes films?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why was the musician arrested?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?