What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
A gift bag.
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What sports are both plant-based?
When should you start writing a book?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do insects learn at school?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why do all the planets get along?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Where are average things manufactured?