What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
A gift bag.
Why are computers so good at golf?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Which state has the best streets?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What is the strongest animal?
How does a cow do math?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Which singer could always break a five?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?