What animal styles their hair every day?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
How does a barber get to work?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?