What did the pear say to the celery stick?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What animal knows kung fu?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
How do fireflies start a race?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?