How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Mary Christmas!
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What is the definition of Robin?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What building always gets stains on it?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?