How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Mary Christmas!
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why was the dog so popular?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?