Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why did the echo get detention?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?