Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What is the smallest lion?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?