Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
How do you grill cheese?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What did the salad say to its dad?