What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do naked fish play with?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Where do polar bears vote?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Are baby skunks cute?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Where does laundry go to college?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?