What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
How do bees get to school?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?