Why don't mummies go on vacation?
They're afraid to relax and unwind.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What kind of books do boats write?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?