Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What do you call a pig thief?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
That bird won't stop squawking.
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Where do actors go to pray?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?