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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
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Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
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How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What condiment has wings?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
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What did Papa John name his newborn son?
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