Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why did the barber win the race?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do you call a small mom?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why did electricity win the race?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?