What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?