Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Their relationship was too rocky.
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why was the bud so shy?
Which cats have the best manners?