What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why was the spider so smart?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why is furniture so generous?
What do stars celebrate in December?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
When do mice play every day?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?