Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
They were heaven-sent.
What animal should you never play poker with?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?