Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
How do you wash a lamb?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why was the spider so smart?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What color are all the books in the library?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Where do horses reside?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What day is your mom always right?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
How does a barber get to work?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?