Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why did the echo get detention?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why was the mime upset?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?