Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Because he was picking his nose.
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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
How does a barber get to work?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?