Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Because he was picking his nose.
What sport is full of interior designers?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What nationality are most fish?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What is the opposite of coffee?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?