Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Because he was picking his nose.
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Two silkworms got in a fight.