Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Because he was picking his nose.
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What is sand's favorite movie?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What sweet treat never panics?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?