How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?