How do chickens leave the highway?
They take the first eggs-it.
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why do bees buzz?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?