How do chickens leave the highway?
They take the first eggs-it.
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why did the echo get detention?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?