Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
A plaid-ypus.
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What season begins with a thud?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What is the difference between baseball and law?