How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do you call stolen cheese?