Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why did the barber win the race?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?