What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What birds make average students?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?