What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Families are like fudge.
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Who invented fractions?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?