Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why is the beach so confident?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?