What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Where does cheese invest its money?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?