What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why was the bunny upset?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What's the friendliest pen?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why are frogs always so happy?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?