Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
He was a little Thor.
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What's the loudest sport?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do bees say in the summer?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What sport is full of interior designers?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?