Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
He was a little Thor.
What do you call a pig thief?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?