Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
He was a little Thor.
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What does winter fat turn into?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What does Santa call Christmastime?