Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
He was a little Thor.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?