Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
He was a little Thor.
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
How do you make a cow float?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why are skeletons so calm?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?