Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?