How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What school subject really rocks?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?