What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why are ghosts always single?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why did the echo get detention?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why do cats give such great massages?