What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Lumpy milkshakes.
Why was the picture sent to jail?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why was the cat so small?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
We had a discussion about roses.
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?