What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do you call a pig thief?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What shape has a knighthood?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?