What's black and white and goes around and around?
A penguin in a revolving door.
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What kind of bird can write?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
How do amoebas make calls?
What does a dog say before eating?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why is money so stubborn?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?