What's black and white and goes around and around?
A penguin in a revolving door.
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What fish sings the best?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?