Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What kind of bird can write?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
How do fleas travel?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?