What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why are winter days great?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?