Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Where does breakfast live?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?