Why are skeletons so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What's the politest month?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
How much does freedom weigh?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?