Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why do mice need oiling?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?