Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why can you never find the number nine?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?