What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
How is cat food sold?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?