How do you make a cow float?
Root beer, ice cream, a cherry, and a cow.
What do you find at the end of everything?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?