How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do you call two birds in love?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?