What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do you call a small mom?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why did the echo get detention?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?