Why was the dog overweight?
He liked to chow chow down!
Why do plants hate algebra?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What's a forklift?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
How is cat food sold?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What dog wears contact lenses?
It's Crowded!
Why did the tennis player win her trial?