Why did the echo get detention?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What does a dog say before eating?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What's the opposite of irony?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What did summer say to spring?
Did you know about April 1st?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?