What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
That's udderly ridiculous!
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What style of music weighs the most?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do jokesters study in college?