What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
That's udderly ridiculous!
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What's the scariest letter?
What vehicle works the hardest?
How do you care for a sick bird?
How is life like toilet paper?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?