What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
That's udderly ridiculous!
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?