What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
That's udderly ridiculous!
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Where do ants go to eat?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?