Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Where do hamsters come from?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?