How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?