What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
A nickelback.
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
This candy bar is a real home run.
How do you organize a space party?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What's E.T. short for?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Families are like fudge.
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?