What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
A nickelback.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What does a dog say before eating?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Where do German dogs sleep?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Where are average things manufactured?