What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
A nickelback.
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Do dads always snore?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
How do you make a cow float?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Where do snowmen go to dance?