What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
A nickelback.
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What's the saddest part of the week?