Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
They're allowed to wear genes to work.
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?