Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
They're allowed to wear genes to work.
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Which dogs love to study science?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?