Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
They're allowed to wear genes to work.
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What words make the best athletes?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Where do chips wear socks?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?