Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What do cats wear to work?
What is a table you can eat?
Why did the frog starve?
What is the smallest lion?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Where do horses reside?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?